when i say ‘I’m going to buy my kids so much stuff’ i really mean ‘I’m going to buy myself a shit tonne of stuff and use my children as an excuse’

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magoberry:

FUCK nintendo (opens my wallet) i CANNOT believe they’re selling this shit (pulls out $150) an entirely new fucking console that’s exactly like the old one (gives money to cashier) all it is is a new fucking button the 3ds doesnt have (goes home with my new 3ds ll) this is fucking bullshit god damn it (buys and plays all the games that come out for it) fuck nintendo

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thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

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iwantabrickbybrick:

my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity

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